Classic Scrubs Scenes, 2006
Okay, so I'm a huge Scrubs fan and just love Patrick.  I know he's not a Scorpio but some of his lines are just hilarious and so off-the-cuff that he reminds me of Robert.

Patrick:  He's alive. That's all I care about. Whether it's charles manson or gandhi before I get my hands in them, I really don't care.

Robin:  Well, you should. He's a living tribute to your genius, patrick.

Patrick:  I'll put him on my resume.

Robin:  You like to be the rebel. Speaking on behalf of manny ruiz would be the ultimate in-your-face gesture. Why don't you go in there and admit that the guy actually deserves a second chance? Take a stand on something for once. It feels good. You should try it.

Patrick:  So I do stir up some passion in you.


 

Robin:  Ahem. Do you think you could manage to stop flirting long enough to give me my M.R.I. Notes back?

Patrick:  Now, don't tell me you're jealous.

Robin:  Ok, I won't.

Patrick:  I would stop flirting if your stalin-like charm hadn't driven me to seek company elsewhere.

Robin:  Do these lines actually work on some women?

Patrick:  I don't know. I haven't tried that one yet. You bring out the best in me, robin.

Robin:  Hmm. I was under the impression that every woman in this hospital brought out the best in you.

Patrick:  Well, all the pretty ones, which would include you if you'd smile. You know a smile, right, where the corner of your mouth turns up? [Robin slaps him, hard] Hmm.

Patrick:  Well, there's passion underneath your glacial exterior.

Robin:  Do you work at being this annoying?

Patrick:  You must enjoy it. Why else would you keep popping up everywhere else I am?

Robin:  Oh, well, let's see - maybe because we work in the same hospital.

Patrick:  Ok, I'll make the first move. How about dinner saturday night?

Robin:  In your dreams.

Patrick:  Sunday, then.

Robin:  You really are unbelievable.

Patrick:  That's what they all say.

Robin:  Wow. Can you please give me my notes back?

Patrick:  Ok, listen. I know you like to take your time with big decisions, and I respect that. But you might have more fun with me than you think. I'm a great conversationalist. I have a lot of interests, I'm educated, I enjoy culture.

Robin:  Good for you.

Patrick:  If you keep pushing me away, I'll move on.

Robin:  Would you? Please?


Patrick: You stuck your neck out for a patient.

Robin: Is this where you tell me how wrong I am?

Patrick: You have the courage of your convictions, and some people might find that worthwhile.

Robin: But not you?

Patrick: You never know.

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