Thumbs Down, 1992-1995

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1992


Miss... The Return of GH's Holly "While it was great to see Emma Samms (Holly) back on General Hospital after a seven year absence, the scripting of her re-entrance sorely lacked imagination, creativity and intelligence.
    In 1983, Samms' initial chemistry with Tony Geary (then Luke, now Bill) almost made viewers forget his phenomenal on-screen relationship with Genie Francis (ex-Laura Spenser); when she was paired with Tristan Rogers' Robert, wow! Holly and Robert's relationship was built on honesty, trust and friendship, which eventually grew into love. However, one would never have known it when Holly returned.
    Sadly, the writers threw together a tried-and-true soap opera device that insulted viewers' intelligence and betrayed their affection for the super couple. The anticipation of Holly and Robert's reunion was better than the actual event. To believe that Holly would have stayed away from Robert even after she came out of a coma (how typical!) because he was engaged to Katherine Delafield nullifies the couples' passion for each other. Holly and Robert always solved their problems through honest and sincere communication, so for Holly to believe Robert was better off thinking she was dead was implausible and too disappointing for the audience to swallow. 
     Although in soap operas we suspend our disbelief to welcome back a beloved character (viewers would sooner believe Holly's abduction by a UFO), surely the writers could have come up with a story that retained the couple's past affection. Holly's return would have been more believable if she was held against her will (as Laura was), instead of knowingly and selfishly staying away from Robert. Instead of running away from Robert, as she did when they met up in New York, she should have been running toward him.
    What's even more infuriating was the way the writers depicted their big encounter (in the restaurant, not at Dominque's). You would think that despite the circumstances, that whatever the excuse and for whatever they once shared Robert would have embraced Holly just for the sake of knowing she was alive. The scene was cold and calculating, devoid of any emotion. As for Holly returning to her con-artist roots, that only served to further an already inane plot. The character had developed a modicum of intelligence and self-respect, so to fall back into a past that was best left forgotten is unfortunate." (SOW 3/3/92)

Worst Love Story- Bill and Holly "What can we say about a couple who have about as much chemistry as Dan and Marilyn Quayle? After a murky start as luke-alike Bill Eckert, Tony Geary had just hit his stride in a Tracy/Hepburn-style romance with Crystal Carson as Julia when Emma Samms returned as Holly. Soon Holly's husband, Robert, bit the dust, and Bill and Julia were permanently splitsville, thus beginning one of the worst soap stories of the year, The Saga of San Sebastian.
   We don't know which part of this "love story" was more ridiculous. First there was the revelation that Holly had a secret twin sister, Paolma. (For the dual role, Samms was forced to don a dreadful red wig). Then Bill displayed a back full of dreadful scars, dropping hints about what Father Martin did to him in some unnamed prison. Yet strangely, Bill later made love to Holly without so much as a scratch on that smooth skin. Bill and Holly were more fun embroiled in an art scam, tracking down the person who stole his $2.8 million Guermonet painting. But who was running The Outback, Luke and Laura?
   It's not just preposterous plotting. Samms and Geary are enormously likable performers, but their characters don't click as a couple the way they did in their first go-round as Luke and Holly. Holly exhibited more sizzle in an old bathrobe with Mac than she did in a month of wet T-shirts with Bill. Bill and Julia were one of daytime's hottest, funniest couples. They weren't broken: Why did GH try to fix them?" (SOD 12/22/92)

1993


Home Alone "Attention, child welfare authorities: Robin Scorpio and Sly Eckert have been abandoned in Port Charles.
   Case Number One: Before his death, Robert entrusted his only daughter, Robin, to his brother, Mac, and ex-wife, Holly, who promised to create a family for the teen. But except for the occassional Pop-Tart at breakfast, this poor kid hasn't seen hide nor care from her so-called guardians. Holly jetted off to San Sebastian, New York, Connecticut, Lisbon and Paris with Bill; Mac traveled to Texas, Beecher's Corners, New Hampshire and St. Louis to help Felicia. And poor 14-year-old Robin was left home alone in that big Scorpio house to fend off evil Dr. Ryan Chamberlain by herself. (And she did.) Robin was orphaned just last year, and she has to cope with the trials and tribulations of adolescence. So what this kid really needs reassurance and stability. But what she's getting are microwaved dinners and troublemaker Brenda Barrett for a roommate; someone we wouldn't trust to take care of a cat." (SOD 4/27/93)

1995


Mac's Personality Change "When Mac Scorpio first joined GH, he was major leading man material. Hunky and cuddly, armed with a winning smile and a dangerous edge, John. J. York's Mac had no trouble charming every female who crossed his path- Jenny, Dominique, and Felicia, to name three. 
    But Mac has become a different person. Domesticated to a fault, this Aussie has lost his panache and his accent. Maybe breaking up with Felicia was the catalyst: losing the love of your life to her ex-husband is enough to make anyone cranky.  And Mac clearly shows the strain of parenting his adolescent niece, Robin. This girl is a typical teen: She fell in love with a boy whom her incle disappoved of; she got caught driving drunk.  We understand that Mac takes surrogate fatherhood seriously, but along the way, he turned into a martinet.
    Where's the twinkle in Mac's eye? That devil-may-care grin? This is Robert Scorpio's kid brother, for heaven's sakes! Mac sulks at The Outback, scolds Robin and treats Felicia with the blandness of an older brother rather than the heat of a jilted lover. (Mac also seems to have forgotten that he was once the black sheep of the Scorpio Clan.) It's understandable that he's matured, but now he's a wet blanket who could dampen any party. There's still time for this man to regain the spunk and spontaneity that he's lost. Bring the old Mac back, GH!" (SOD 1/17/95)

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