Robert Meets Robin
*This wonderful transcript was done by Anna on Jan. 19, 1999 for the Robert and Anna Message Board. With permission, The Scorpio Files site is archiving her transcripts that are a month or more old.

This takes place right after the treasure story. Robert in front of his house and his cleaning lady walks out.

Maid:  "Mr. Scorpio, I'm sorry.  I heard your car but I'm late for an appointment."

Robert: "Alright.  No problem."  (takes out his keys)

Maid: "You have a visitor."

Robert:  "Oh?"

Maid:  "I didn't like leaving her alone. I didn't know what to do with her. Uh, I'm glad you're home."  (she leaves him there, curious.)

(He opens the door and goes in to see a little girl with a doll standing there in his living room)
Robin (all smiles):  "Hi!"

Robert (a little confused):  "Uh, hi yourself.  Who are you?"

Robin:   "My name's Robin."

The scene ends and returns with Robert on the phone and little Robin eating a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

Robert:   "Burt, look.  I'd like you to get over here right away.  Huh?   No, I'm not feeling lonely.  Not at this moment anyway."   (He looks over at Robin)  "Yeah.  Well, I don't know what it's all about.  I have a feeling something strange is about to come down on me."  (looks at Robin again)

Robin: Good sandwich.

The scene ends.  Burt, Frisco, and Felicia show up at Robert's place.

Robert:   "Felicia, what do you know about kids?"

Felicia:   "Great. I love them."

Frisco (nervous):  "What do you know about kids?"

Felicia:   "At the hacienda, a lot of guests had kids.  Why are we talking about kids?"

Frisco (seeing Robin come out of the kitchen):  " I think I know why."  (All four adults stare at Robin)

Felicia: Well, who are you?

Robin:   "My name is Robin Soltini."

Robert:   "Now you all know as much about Robin as I do."

Burt:   "What?  Start from the beginning."

Robert:   "My cleaning lady said I had a guest waiting for me.  Meet my guest.   Now I don't know who she is or how she got here."  (He goes to sit near her)  "So, your name's Robin Soltini?  Where you from, ducks?" (He smiles at her)

Robin:   "New York City.  I live with my grandma."

Robert:   "Well, now, um.  Where?  Where do you live in New York City?"

Robin:   "In a big building."

Robert:   "What's the address?"

Robin:   "I don't know.  We just moved there."

Robert:   "Well, what's the address of the other building?"

Robin:   "I forgot."

Burt (teasing):   "You've done better Robert."

Robin:   "It was near a big park."

Frisco:   "Big park?  Sounds like Central Park."

Robin:   "But I came from summer camp."

Robert:   "Ah! Summer camp.  More better.  What was the name of the camp, love?"

Robin (confused):  "It's hard." 

Robert:   "What's hard?"

Robin:   "The name."

Robert:   "Of the camp?"

Felicia:   "Does it have a funny name?" (to the adults)  "A lot of camps have Indian names."

Robin:   "It had a funny name.  It started out 'wah'."  (all the adults mumble "wah")

Robert:   "Alright. Let's let the camp go for a minute."

Felicia:   "How old are you?"

Robin:   "Six."

Felicia (cautioning him to ease up on his questioning):  "That's very young Robert."

Frisco:   "How did you get here Robin?"

Robin:   "Well, my grandma sprained her ankle so she couldn't pick me up today."

Robert:   "Well, sorry to hear that. Well, who picked you up and brought you here?"

Robin:   "A nice man in a big black car.  I'm to wait until my grandma comes to get me."

Robert:   "Alright. Now we're getting somewhere.  What was the name of the nice man?"

Robin:   "I don't know. I didn't know him, but he was okay."  (She stops and rubs her eyes)  "I'm getting sleepy."

Felicia:   "Honey, can you tell me about your grandma?"

Robin:   "She calls me 'cara mia'."

Burt: "Cara mia". That's Italian.

Robin:   "My grandma is."

Frisco:   "Yeah.  Soltini fits."

Felicia:   "You have brothers, sisters?"

Robin: "No, but grandma and I have a friend."

Robert:   "Uh, right, okay.  We're getting close.  What's her name?"

Robin:   "I call her luv and she calls me luv."

Robert (frustrated):  "That's it?"

Robin:   "She's pretty."  (to Felicia)  "She has hair like you.   I'm sleepy."

Burt (to Robert):  "Well, what do you think?"

Robert:   "I don't understand.  And what I don't understand, bothers me."

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