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Robert
and Anna Are Busted by Sean
*This wonderful transcript was done by
Anna
on Nov. 15, 1999 for the Robert and Anna Message Board. With
permission, The Scorpio Files site is archiving her transcripts that are a month or more
old.
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Robert and Anna sneak into Sean's penthouse after climbing in through
the balcony with Robert's infamous grappling hook. Sean is there to greet them, with gun
in hand.
Sean: "Robert. Anna. Costume party? Is that it?
Believe me, those masks just don't work."
Robert (removes his mask): "Well it wouldn't have been much of a
costume party anyway. (He smiles)
Sean: "Oh, I insist. Why don't we have the party here?"
Anna (removes her mask and gives him a sarcastic smile) "Please.
Please. We're disturbing your beauty sleep."
Sean: "Oh, I'm glad you did. I would have hated to have missed
you."
Robert: "Next time we'll make an appointment."
Sean: "Will there be a next time?"
Robert: "You never know. Then again, that's up to you. Why don't you
make it easy for everybody?"
Sean: "How do you suggest I do that?"
Anna (annoyed): "Oh come on. You know damn well."
Sean: "Do you think I'd be stupid enough to hide any part of that
treasure here? If I had it and which I don't?"
Robert: "Prove it."
Anna: "Yeah."
Sean: "I don't have to prove anything to you. And I suggest you
carry a search warrant the next time around."
Robert: "Thank you for the tip." (He motions Anna to leave)
Sean: "I have a piece of advice for you. Clean up your act. It's
pretty sloppy." (He smiles)
Anna (feigns insult): "Well I wouldn't say we deserved that
one."
Robert: "No. I mean, you know what they say, haste makes wa..."
Sean: "You two having fun?"
Robert: "Well it wasn't a total waste." (He gives Sean a smirk)
Sean: "Just get out of here before I lose my sense of humor."
Robert: "Always leave on a laugh I say."
Anna: "Yes, shall we?"
Sean: "See you two clowns. You're lucky I looked before I
shot."
Robert (in a teasing tone): "Now now, we're leaving. Can't we have a
little less of the bitterness?" (Anna tries not to laugh, but she lets out a little
giggle)
Sean: "Hmm. Use the elevator next time. Or better yet-call up."
(He laughs as they walk out) "Good night."
Robert (pokes his head back in the door): "Enjoy your milk and
cookies."
They wait at the elevator. Anna staring at Robert who's embarassed over
the blunder.
Anna : "See, we could have used the elevator!"
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