The Joneses on
Christmas Morning
Felicia:
"Merry Christmas."
Frisco: "Merry Christmas." (They kiss, and then Frisco flings back the covers, grabbing his robe.)
Felicia: "Where are you going?"
Frisco: "It's Christmas morning, isn't it? Present time!"
Felicia: "Aren't you even going to have coffee first?"
Frisco: "Later. I've been shaking this box long enough." (She laughs as he rips into the package.)
Felicia: "You're worse than a little kid!"
Frisco: "You bet!" (He opens the box, and takes out a watch.) "Felicia... baby, it's fantastic!"
Felicia: "Do you like it? It's shock resistant. I thought you'd need it for your police training."
Frisco: "I love it." (He kisses her.) "And I love you."
Felicia: "I love you too."
Frisco: "The present I got you isn't this nice."
Felicia: "You didn't have to buy me anything. My engagement ring was the best Christmas present I've ever had."
Frisco (handing her a box): "I got you something, anyway."
Felicia (as she rips into her package): "Oh, Frisco... what is it?"
Frisco: "Now who's a little kid?"
(She opens the package, and takes out a beautiful, sexy, shortie nightgown.) Felicia: "Oh!"
Frisco: "You like it?"
Felicia: "Oh!"
Frisco: "You said that." (She throws her arms around him.)
Felicia: "I love it! But it's so.... so... see-through."
Frisco: "I know. This is a present I can enjoy too." (They kiss again, but Felicia jumps, hearing a noise outside their room.) "What's the matter?"
Felicia: "I heard something. Outside."
(Frisco goes to the door, quickly opens it, looks outside. Then he closes the door.) Frisco: "It was just Kevin on his way out. Take it easy, babe."
Felicia: "I'm sorry. I... keep seeing that man, with the knife sticking out of his back."
Frisco: "Don't think about it. Not today."
Felicia: "You're right. Christmas is not the time to think about... murder." (There is a knock on the door, and Frisco opens it to find Tony and Tania.)
Tony: "Merry Christmas, brother."
Tania: "Merry Christmas."
Felicia: "Merry Christmas, you two."
Tony: "Hey, you're not dressed. Let's move it."
Frisco: "We just woke up."
Tania: "Well, hurry up. You two are leading the procession for the Christmas Party at the hospital."
Tony: "And I hope you're in good voice this morning, bro." (He starts to sing.) "We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas..."
Frisco (joining in): "We wish you a Merry Christmas... and a happy New Year!" (Tania and Felicia applaud, laughing.)
Tony: "We'll work on it."
Felicia: "You sound wonderful... we'll meet you at the hospital. We're playing Santa Clause for Robin this morning."
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