Robin learns of her parents' engagement
Returning from Finger Lakes, Robert and Anna tell an happy Robin that they're going to get married.

Robin (throwing her arms around her dad): "Dad, you proposed?  I can't believe it.  I'm so thrilled!"

Robert: "Yeah, yeah."

Mac: "Hey, put me in that category myself."

Anna: "Yeah, yeah."

Mac: "We're all very thrilled."

Robin: "How did it happen?  Where and when were you?"  (to Anna)  "Of course, you accepted?"

Anna: "Yes, I accepted.   It doesn't matter where we were."

Robert (getting a weird look on his face): "What a minute, did you call me 'dad'?"

(Robin also gets a weird look on her face, not understanding why Robert's stuck on her calling him "dad".)

Mac: "Look, where we were, it was a very beautiful, romantic countryside motel..." (can't exactly make out the last word, something like motel)

Anna (interrupts): "Mac, it wasn't.  It was a very cheap and cheesy motel."

Robin: "No, it wasn't?"

Anna: "Yes, it was.   That doesn't matter, I still love your father."

Robin: "You're absolutely right."  (hugging Robert)  "Dad, I'm so happy!"

Robert (still trying to interrupt): "Uh, did you call me 'dad'?"  (Robin just looks at him)

Anna (finally understanding that Robert's upset because Robin used to always call him "daddy"): "Yes.  Well, look, you're daughter's going up."  

Robin (also catching on): "It's true Dad."

Robert (hanging his head, pretending to be defeated): "Oh, dad it is."

Robin: "You'll get used to it."  (they hug)

Scene fades out, another scene later

Robert (to Robin): "So, do you have any idea when Sean and the Tiff could be back?"

Robin: "They're on some assignment."

Anna: "Together?"

Robin: "Yeah, I just know they're trying to help you."

Mac: "Now, wait a minute.   If they're out trying to save us, who's been taking after you?'"

Robin: "The guard."

Olin (just then enters, not seeing Robert, Anna, or Mac yet): "Hi Robin, I thought I'd better check in with you."  (she then sees Robert and gang)  "Oh, wow, look who's here?   Oh awesome, it's the return of the Commish!  Oh man, this is stoking!"   (everyone laughs)

Robert and Anna: "We're stoked, yeah, we're stoked.  We're very stoked."

Olin: "I'm so happy to see all of you, and uh, you even brought back the bad seed  with you (referring to Mac)."

Anna: "Oh, I don't know." (she puts an arm around Mac)  "He's turning into be a nice future brother-in-law."

Olin (catching on to Anna's hint): "Brother-in-law?  You mean hit the wedding bells?"

Robin: "Yeah, dad proposed to mom yesterday."

Olin: "Terrific, terrific."  (she hugs Robert and Anna)  "Congratulations to you both.  Oh this is rad!"

Robert (bumping his head while hugging Olin): "Yeah, watch the hair."

Robin: "So when are you gonna get married?"

Anna (turns to Robert): "When are we gonna get married?"

Robert (silent for a second): "Soon."

Anna (turns back to Robin): "Soon."

Olin (excited): "Oh yeah.   All kinds of details.  Oh Commish, we gotta put the show on the road, huh?"

Robert: "Now, wait, wait, wait....."

Olin (too excited now): "Oh there's showers to throw."  (she twirls around)  "Oh, and major party time..."

Robert (trying to interrupt while she babbles on): "Hey, now listen, no one's taking any showers until the good family name has been cleared."

Robin: "Oh, but that's just what Sean's doing."

Mac: "Well, let's just hope with some success, right?"

Anna: "Well, where ever the two of them are right now, that's probably what they're doing."

Scene fades out, another part of a scene later

Robert's smooching on Anna's arm.  Anna (to Robin): "But you know what, there's something I've got to ask this daughter of mine."

Robin (quickly): "Oh, I approve of you guys getting married."

Anna (laughs): "Oh, well, it's not that.  I mean, I'm glad you approve, but it's something I couldn't ask you the first time your father and I got married because, you didn't exist!"   (everyone laughs)  "But I would like you to be my maid of honor."   (everyone uhs)

Robin (thrilled): "Your maid of honor?  I'd love to!"

Anna: "You're on"   (they do a series of handshakes)

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