Classic Anna Quotes

*1991*
Anna's asleep after she and Robert celebrate their deciding to get engaged.  Unable to sleep, Robert grabs a few small liquor bottles, sneaks quietly over to the door to Mac's adjoining hotel room, and softly knocks.
Mac:  "Hotel police, you got any liquor, women, or Australians in there?"
Robert:  "Busted again, that's the 4th time this week." (he quickly goes into Mac's room)

Another scene... It's the day before Robert's wedding, and Mac goes to his office to get Robert to come see to The Outback.  Robert suddenly gets the idea to use Mac's club as a place to keep watch over the citizens.
Robert:  "I mean, it wouldn't hurt to have a few eyes and ears around here."
Mac:  "Why does the word 'snitch' come to mind?"
Robert (grinning wickedly at Mac):  "Didn't you say you had a great handle on detective work?"
Mac:  "No, Robbie, no, no...." (walks toward the door, but Robert stops him)
Robert:  "Tutt, tutt... Don't be hasty.  No, you run the club.  If you see anything a little bit less than legal, well, you're gonna come talk to me about it."
Mac:  "Undercover men in a night club, aye?"
Robert:  "No, your brother, me."
Mac (starting to like the idea):  "Oh, I don't know.... has a nice ring.  Could be dangerous."
Robert (smiles, knowing how his baby bro likes trouble):  "Yeah.  Pick you up at 6:30 for rehearsal."

*1995*
Kevin:  ''I beg your pardon."
Mac: ''Don't beg my pardon.  I hate it when you beg my pardon."

Kevin and Mac are dressing in drag to prevent Lucy from being conned by Madame Maia.
Kevin:  ''You know what I bet hurts.  Leg waxing." (Mac nods in agreement)   "Or worse binki waxing."  (Looking very hard at Mac)  "I'd kill anybody who tried to do that to me.''
Mac: ''I'm with you on that one, mate''

Mac (dressed as Eve):  "I think I'm getting a rash."
Kevin: ''Sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor."

Another scene...  ''Norma & Eve'' are at the Outback after Sonny's flirted with Eve.
Mac (to Kevin who's dressed as Norma):   ''I'll say one thing for Sonny Corinithos, he sure does know how to make a girl feel special.''

Kevin:  "I fear sleep has forsaken me."
Mac: ''What's that, Shakespeare?."
Kevin: ''Collins."

Mac (to Robin):  "You can fly, Robin. Just spread your wings and soar. Never let anything, or anyone, ever hold you down. I'll be here whenever you need me."

*1997*
Mac complains to Felicia that Brenda Barrett's weddings never seem to reach the reception part because they're always called off.
Mac:  "Felicia, my stomach is growling.  A person could starve going to Brenda's weddings.

Mac and former enemy Jasper (Jax) Jacks are discussing V's new job with Jax's company.  Mac, once interested in Jax's first wife, Miranda, can't help bringing her up, and V's former job as a cop.
Mac:  "Things are working out?"
Jax:  "Yeah, actually.  She came up with a brillant idea this morning..."
Mac:  "She's going to fingerprint all your employees and have them sign Miranda warnings in advance- no pun intended..."
Jax:  "Very funny."

Jax drops by The Outback to see how V's first day as a waitress is going, and finds it's going badly. 
Jax:  "I thought I'd stop by and see how the first day is going."
Mac (referring to V's waitressing skills):  "I know you used to hate me, but I thought you got over it."

*1998*
Mac and Felicia are at the Cassadine Bacchaelian ball, & Mac's thinking with his stomach as usual.
Felicia:  "They look like they're right out of a storybook."
Mac:  "... and did you see the buffet table?  They got shrimp the size of dolphins."

Tess, James's partner in crime, to captive Mac, after she drugs his orange juice.
Tess:  "Boy, you know how to treat a lady- nodding off in the middle of breakfast."
Mac:  "My mother never taught me proper hostage etiquette."

Newyweds Mac and Felicia discuss how he will accept her daughters.
Mac (kindly):  "We're the first wedding in history where the kids were expected, but the wedding was a surprise!"

Mac to Tess while still being a captive at the cabin.
Mac:  "Hasn't anyone ever told you that the way to a man's heart is not through his handcuffs?"

Jax and Mac discuss Mac's upcoming "phony" wedding.  Jax thinks that Mac actually wants to marry Felicia, but Mac balks.
Mac:  "You think I should get married at my own wedding?  Are you nuts?"

Mac (to Felicia):  "Stay."
Felicia:  "I don't know Mac ..."
Mac:  "Just for a little while."
Felicia:  "How little while?"
Mac:  "Forever.  And if that works out, we'll take it from there."

While on his Paris honeymoon, Mac misreads his French phrase book & orders a cafard- cockroach- instead of coffee.
Mac:   "Who put a work like that in here anyway?  Where do they think we're staying?"

While visiting Mac at the PCPD, Felicia notices Helena Cassadine.
Felicia (incredulous):  "You arrested Helena Cassadine?"
Mac (surprised):  "The Word's out already?"
Felicia:  "I just saw her in the hall."
Mac:  "What did she look like?"
Felicia (shrugging):  "Color coordinated and jewelry-free."

Mac heads off an arguement between Maxie and Georgie about the game Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Mac:  "You know what?  Your mom is busy, so let's go in the kitchen and play my favorite game- Snack, Candy, Beverage."

click here to read Mac & Felicia's wedding vows (1998)

*1999*
Felicia wants Mac to drop the murder charges against Alan.
Mac:  "Alan was dragging a dead body around.  That kind of makes for a bad first impression."

After Felicia encourages Mac to think happy thoughts, he free associates.
Mac:  "Corinthos behind bars, Jason behind bars, Spensers out of town, Cassadines at the bottom of the lake..."