Classic Felicia, Frisco & Luke Quotes

*1993*
Felicia: "It is no longer legal to discriminate because of race, religion or sex."
Marco: "What about airheads? Can I discriminate against airheads?"

*1995*
Tony: "You're not the only adorable guy in the world."
Frisco: "Says who?"
(Both laugh)

*1996*
Felicia's talking to Mac about Tom supposedly being Sonny’s therapist.
Felicia: “Do you think Tom’s therapy will make Sonny a kinder, gentler racketeer?”

Tom Hardy (offering Felicia a celery): "Care for a stalk?"

Tom has a puppy for Felicia.
Felicia: "Are you out of your mind?"
Tom: "No, but that is a very good question.  I'll save that for my psychiatrist."  (joke- Tom's occupation is as a psychiatrist.)

Another scene- Tom Hardy and Felicia tell Ms. Ramirez about Felicia's stalker.
Maria: "Any leads on who it could be?"
Felicia: "We're looking into the possibilities of it being someone who I've investigated before.  It's one theory."
Tom: "In other words, we have no idea."

*1997*
May, after having snuck into a convent to trying to discover Kevin's secret, Felicia & Lucy are dressed as nuns.
Felicia (handing Lucy a bible, explains to her how to act like a "nun"): "Just hold this and try to remember being a virgin."

Felicia: "Carly?   Tony's actually going to marry Carly?  Oh, what's he thinking?"
Bobbie: "Well, I think it's more about what he's thinking with!"

*1998*
Lucy visits a sick Robin at GH.
Robin: "Tell me something new and thrilling with you."
Lucy: "Okay.  Guess what?  Kevin and I are getting married, for sure.  And we are planning the wedding of the century.  It's going to be the best wedding ever... well, the best one I've ever had.  And I've had quite a few!"

Felicia explains to Jax that Mac's look-alike, James, isn't a big threat.
Felicia: "James isn't an evil twin- I know about evil twins."

Felicia and V discuss "Mac's" new habit of whistling surfer tunes.
V: "I take it from your reaction, Mac is not a surfer?"
Felicia: "Just a channel surfer.  Not even the net."

Felicia interviews Tammy for her book.
Felicia: "How did you become a prostitute?"
Tammy: "Couldn't we start with something easier?  Like my favorite color?"

*1999*
Luke and Felicia find two skulls in the Qs crypt.
Luke:  "We don't need an autopsy.  We just need someone to take a gander at 'em and give us a heads up.  Now, I have a doctor who owes me something.  He's not a pathologist but he's got a good medical head on his shoulders.
Felicia:  "This isn't funny.  This is my project and you have to stop..."
Luke:   "Butting heads?"
Felicia:   "In.  And I'm drawing the line right here and now.
Luke:   "Should we quit while we're ahead?"
Felicia:   "No.  We've got to put these back where they belong and seal this place up and act as if we were never here."
Luke:   "Hey, look, I'll tell you what.  I'll flip you for it- tails or head?"  (He laughs.)  "Sorry.  I just lost my..."
Felicia (screams):   "Head!"

Felicia and Luke wonder if Lila and Edward had a child who they don't want people to know about.  They try to figure out who it could be.
Felicia:  "Lila's very fond of you."
Luke (joking):  "Yes, she is, but it's strictly sexual.  I'm nothing but a boy toy."

Faison grills Luke, who's agreed to smuggle diamonds for Cesar, about his travel plans.
Luke:  "I'll be in touch."
Faison: "When?"
Luke: "When the phone rings and it's me."

Felicia and Luke question Reginald about locking them in the crypt.
Felicia (hurt):  "Why'd you lock us in the crypt. We thought we were your friends!"
Reginald:  "It was nothing personal."
Luke (annoyed):  "Well, I'd hate to be your enemy."