Last But Not Least...
Married Sitting Ducks
*Most of these are old clippings I
have, so unfortunately I don't have a lot of
the citations to say where the articles came
from. My apologies.
"Does a soap opera require that its major
couple take turns at target practice? That is apparently the case with Robert and
Anna of Port Charles, the Swiss cheese of romantics. Anna gets kidnapped, Robert finds
himself in a booby-trapped elevator. Anna's cheek is grazed by a bullet (some bulletins
have a light touch, I guess), a bomb explodes in Robert's office. You get the idea:
They're always in some kind of trouble. When you have so many enemies, there are only two
things you can do: hire full-time protection or relocate."
Robert Scorpio, Guy
Lewis, Samantha Wells
"Believe it or not, there is a police
force at work here. When a dead body is found in Port Charles, the forensics team comes in
and takes samples from the home, they examine the walls, etc. Mr. Commissioner Scorpio
takes nothing at face value and is very tenacious when in pursuit of a criminal. Police
chief Guy Lewis serves his purpose very well as a right hand man. Officer Welles has
always been capable at her job. They are especially good at undercover work, having
recently planted cops dressed as waiters and waitresses during a mob meeting. The room was
bugged and they also had it under video surveillance. The police always get their
man/woman, but it should be mentioned that there is no master criminals in Port Charles.
Every catch is easy, if convoluted."